Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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