How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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