The chicken crossed the road.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Happy Monday!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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