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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What causes floods? Too much water.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant