How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A man walks into a bar.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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