What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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hi mom

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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