Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

drake

u jelly?

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

miley cyrus

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