why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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bob saget

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Yes.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Anti Joke

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