Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Prostitution is bad.......

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whoa there

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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hi

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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