What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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whats 2+2? 4

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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