- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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