a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Bob dole

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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