if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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And more;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Womens Rights.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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your mum

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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