- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A women president

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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