Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Hearpin my durp

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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WNBA

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Penis

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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