Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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