How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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