- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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