- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

why was the man sad? his wife died

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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