What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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kkk

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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xavier stop

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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