- Anti Joke

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

a man walked into a bar ouch

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

pickle juice?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.