- Anti Joke

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Womens rights.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

pickle juice?

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Civil Rights.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.