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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Cancer.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

WNBA

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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