- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Frenchman stays and fights

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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