- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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