- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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