Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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