what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Paige

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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