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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

So a jew walks into a bar!

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

prepares this to get negged

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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