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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Where do you live? In a house

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

A women's opinion.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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