- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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