*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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This one time at band camp....

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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