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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

captcha: all yer base

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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