Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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captcha: all yer base

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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