- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

I would rape her

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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