Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

a fish swimming in the water swims

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's up brah brah

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Anti Joke

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