Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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