How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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your mum

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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My life :(

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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