- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Your mama's so fat.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Jersey Shore

You're tall.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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