Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

25

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's up brah brah

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

thumb_up thumb_down +20

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops