- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

i'm funny

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

ecks! why zee?

Chinese drivers.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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