A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I am a n1gger.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you watch ? a tv

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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