- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Worst joke ever

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

I had my period 3 days ago.

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