What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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School

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Obama

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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