Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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