OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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This one time at band camp....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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