why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

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