- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

women's rights

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

So a jew walks into a bar!

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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