- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

womens rights.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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