Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Your mama's so fat.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

You're tall.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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