WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

knock knock Come in!!!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

pickle juice?

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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