Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Anti-joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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religion.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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