What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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WNBA

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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