Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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